All turkeyed out

Okay, it is nearly a week post-Thanksgiving. I think I have had leftover turkey in some form or fashion every day for the past 6 days. It's time for a revolution! Tonight, I will dine on beef. Or veal. Or pork. Or seafood in a delicate garlic cream sauce. But not chicken, because it too closely resembles turkey.

Who knows? I may get the kiddo all swanked up and go OUT.

But no turkey. As God is my witness . . .

And I will never buy a 14-pound turkey AGAIN. EVER.