What to Expect . . .

I am an avid book reader. In fact, my family often jokes that I can't do anything unless I read a book about it first. So when I was pregnant, I read What to Expect When You're Expecting religiously. It was my go-to reference throughout my pregnancy. And since little man's arrival, I've been reading What to Expect the First Year *quite* often. I see that the writers of these books also have a What to Expect the Toddler Years book, and I plan on buying that once booger turns a year old.

So, what the heck am I going to do after that? I mean, what, there's no What to Expect During Preschool? How about What to Expect - the Teenage Years? I am starting to freak out. Are you telling me that once this kid is not a toddler anymore, I am out there on my own?! These folks had SERIOUSLY better get to writing me some reference materials, because Clay ain't getting any younger.