Of the images shown, I think this one is my favorite.
The two kids look like they are being poked with hot needles, and Santa seems as if all he wants for Christmas is a couple of Lexapro and a tall vodka rocks. Writes the mom who sent this in, "We have not been to see Santa since."
To see all 15 of the images, click here. (Based on this excerpt alone, it might be worth buying the book, people.)
Oh, and P.S. Facebook is the devil. I started messing around on there a couple of days ago, and I already wonder what I could have accomplished if I had channeled all that energy elsewhere.