I'm talking to YOU, Chuck Lorre!

Hubs and I watch Two and a Half Men (though maybe now, it should just be Three Men?), and we really enjoy it. Jon Cryer is a genius, and we enjoy the rum-soaked Charlie Sheen immensely, thankyouverymuch.

I have only one beef. The opening song. Dude, at this point, the kid is growing up so freaky fast on the final note of the opening theme that his face is nearly out of frame.

FIX THE FREAKIN' OPENING CREDITS!! I know you know. I KNOW that, at this point, you are just doing this to piss me off.

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